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'If we don't scream, they won't listen to us': Student protesters speak to BBC in Paris

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The prosecution's case: 'If we don't scream, they won't listen to us': Student protesters speak to BBC in Paris

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Real event · international · 2026-10-13

The prosecution's case: 'If we don't scream, they won't listen to us': Student protesters speak to BBC in Paris

Final verdict announced: October 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM ET

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'If we don't scream, they won't listen to us': Student protesters speak to BBC in Paris

Student protesters in France have told the BBC's James Waterhouse that they will continue to take action until change has been made.

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The protests have been ongoing for several weeks.

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Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the ongoing student protests in France are not merely a cry for change but a calculated attempt to undermine the very fabric of democracy, orchestrated by those who wish to destabilize the nation. The prosecution alleges that these students, emboldened by radical ideologies, are directly influenced by the divisive rhetoric of Trump and his supporters, who thrive on chaos.

Exhibit A: The Plausible Link

The prosecution submits that the students' insistence on screaming for attention is a direct reflection of Trump's own tactics, where noise and disruption are used to garner support. In the prosecution's theory, these protests are not just about education reform but a broader agenda to create unrest, reminiscent of Trump's rallies.

The Domino Effect

The prosecution imagines a scenario where these protests lead to increased violence, which in turn fuels further division within society.

The Hidden Danger

The prosecution urges that the real danger lies in the potential for these protests to inspire similar movements globally, creating a domino effect of unrest. The prosecutor alleges that this is exactly what Trump wants: a world where chaos reigns and democracy falters.

Closing Argument

The prosecution submits that these protests, while seemingly innocuous, are a front for a much darker agenda, one that seeks to dismantle the very principles of democracy.

Verdict

The prosecution alleges: The prosecution believes that if we do not act now, we may find ourselves in a world where screaming is the only language left.

Prosecution exhibits

  1. Prosecution theory: The protests are a calculated attempt to undermine democracy.
  2. Prosecution theory: These students are influenced by Trump's divisive rhetoric.
  3. Prosecution theory: Increased violence could lead to a government crackdown.

Reality Check

Student protesters in France have told the BBC's James Waterhouse that they will continue to take action until change has been made.

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