Yes, it's his fault
The prosecution's case: 'If we don't scream, they won't listen to us': Student protesters speak to BBC in Paris
The extreme prosecution of the sourced event.
Case 4183644B410A6CD2686B · 2026-10-13
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'If we don't scream, they won't listen to us': Student protesters speak to BBC in Paris
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Student protesters in France have told the BBC's James Waterhouse that they will continue to take action until change has been made.
What the record shows: The protests have been ongoing for several weeks.
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The prosecution's case: 'If we don't scream, they won't listen to us': Student protesters speak to BBC in Paris
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The defense's case: 'If we don't scream, they won't listen to us': Student protesters speak to BBC in Paris
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The Result
The defense submits that the student protests in France are a powerful demonstration of civic engagement and a necessary response to the pressing issues facing their education system. The defense might argue that these students are not just making noise; they are demanding accountability and change from their leaders.
What Trump Did
The defense might suggest that while some may view these protests as disruptive, they are actually a testament to the democratic process that Trump himself has often claimed to champion. The defense admits that the students are using their voices to advocate for their rights, echoing the very principles of freedom that many supporters admire.
Why Supporters Credit Him
Supporters might argue that these protests reflect a growing awareness among young people, inspired by the political climate that has been shaped by figures like Trump. The defense submits that this awakening is a positive sign of a generation willing to fight for their future.
The Supporting Record
The defense might suggest that the protests, now entering their fourth week, are a clear indication of the students' commitment to effecting change, rather than mere chaos.
The Limitation or Competing Explanation
However, the defense might argue that while the protests are significant, they are also a response to broader societal issues that transcend any single political figure. The defense admits that the students are reacting to a system that they feel has failed them.
Verdict
If this is Trump's fault, his supporters will gladly let him take the blame.
Defense exhibits
- Supporters' theory: The protests are a demonstration of civic engagement.
- Supporters' theory: The students are demanding accountability from their leaders.
- Supporters' theory: This is a positive sign of a generation willing to fight for their future.
Reality Check
Student protesters in France have told the BBC's James Waterhouse that they will continue to take action until change has been made.
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Opening Argument
The prosecution argues that the ongoing student protests in France are not merely a cry for change but a calculated attempt to undermine the very fabric of democracy, orchestrated by those who wish to destabilize the nation. The prosecution alleges that these students, emboldened by radical ideologies, are directly influenced by the divisive rhetoric of Trump and his supporters, who thrive on chaos.
Exhibit A: The Plausible Link
The prosecution submits that the students' insistence on screaming for attention is a direct reflection of Trump's own tactics, where noise and disruption are used to garner support. In the prosecution's theory, these protests are not just about education reform but a broader agenda to create unrest, reminiscent of Trump's rallies.
The Domino Effect
The prosecution imagines a scenario where these protests lead to increased violence, which in turn fuels further division within society.
The Hidden Danger
The prosecution urges that the real danger lies in the potential for these protests to inspire similar movements globally, creating a domino effect of unrest. The prosecutor alleges that this is exactly what Trump wants: a world where chaos reigns and democracy falters.
Closing Argument
The prosecution submits that these protests, while seemingly innocuous, are a front for a much darker agenda, one that seeks to dismantle the very principles of democracy.
Verdict
The prosecution alleges: The prosecution believes that if we do not act now, we may find ourselves in a world where screaming is the only language left.
Prosecution exhibits
Reality Check
Student protesters in France have told the BBC's James Waterhouse that they will continue to take action until change has been made.