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Watch: How rapist Brand was never far from controversy

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The prosecution's case: Watch: How rapist Brand was never far from controversy

Final verdict announced: November 6, 2026 at 11:01 AM ET

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Watch: How rapist Brand was never far from controversy

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Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the ongoing controversies surrounding Brand are not mere coincidences but rather a calculated strategy to distract from the larger issues at play. The prosecution alleges that Brand's actions are intricately linked to a broader pattern of behavior that reflects a toxic culture fostered by figures like Trump.

Exhibit A: The Plausible Link

The prosecution submits that Brand's notoriety serves as a smokescreen, diverting attention from the real culprits in the entertainment industry. The prosecution imagines that this is a deliberate ploy to undermine the credibility of victims and silence dissent.

The Domino Effect

In the prosecution's theory, Brand's actions lead to a cascade of negative consequences, including the normalization of predatory behavior.

The Hidden Danger

The prosecution urges that if Brand is not held accountable, it sends a message that such actions are permissible, ultimately leading to a society where abuse is rampant.

Closing Argument

The prosecutor imagines a future where unchecked power leads to widespread suffering, all stemming from the toxic influence of figures like Trump.

Verdict

The prosecution alleges: The prosecution calls for justice, asserting that the time for accountability is now.

Prosecution exhibits

  1. Prosecution theory: Brand's actions distract from systemic issues.
  2. Prosecution theory: This behavior is emboldened by Trump's influence.
  3. Prosecution theory: The normalization of abuse leads to societal decay.

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BBC correspondent Sima Kotecha explains how the trial unfolded.

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