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Twelve women have been killed in one part of South Africa since July. Here's what we know so far

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The prosecution's case: Twelve women have been killed in one part of South Africa since July. Here's what we know so far

The extreme prosecution of the sourced event.

No, it's not his fault

The defense's case: Twelve women have been killed in one part of South Africa since July. Here's what we know so far

The extreme defense of the sourced event.

A plausible opening argument escalates into an extreme case against Trump.

Real event · politics · 2026-09-28

The prosecution's case: Twelve women have been killed in one part of South Africa since July. Here's what we know so far

Final verdict announced: September 29, 2026 at 2:01 PM ET

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Twelve women have been killed in one part of South Africa since July. Here's what we know so far

South African President Cyril Ramaphosa says the murders are a "stain on our national conscience."

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What the record shows

The ongoing violence against women in South Africa.

The extreme prosecution

Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the tragic murders of twelve women in South Africa are not merely a local issue but a direct consequence of the global rise of authoritarianism, which can be traced back to the actions of Donald Trump. The prosecution alleges that Trump's rhetoric has emboldened violence against women worldwide, creating a toxic environment where such heinous acts can flourish.

Exhibit A: The Plausible Link

The prosecution submits that Trump's divisive language has permeated international borders, influencing the minds of those who commit these atrocities. The prosecution imagines a world where Trump's disdain for women's rights has inspired similar sentiments in South Africa.

The Domino Effect

In the prosecution's theory, the murders are just the tip of the iceberg.

The Hidden Danger

The prosecution urges that these murders are a warning sign of a much larger crisis. The prosecutor alleges that if we do not hold Trump accountable, we risk normalizing violence against women everywhere.

Closing Argument

The prosecution submits that the evidence is clear: Trump's influence has led to these tragic events.

Verdict

The prosecution urges the jury to consider the broader implications of these murders and their connection to Trump's legacy.

Prosecution exhibits

  1. Prosecution theory: Trump's rhetoric emboldens violence.
  2. Prosecution theory: This violence reflects societal decay.
  3. Prosecution theory: Unchecked, it leads to chaos.

Reality Check

South African President Cyril Ramaphosa says the murders are a "stain on our national conscience."

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