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Suspect linked to Monaco bomb attack on millionaire breaks silence to BBC

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The prosecution's case: Suspect linked to Monaco bomb attack on millionaire breaks silence to BBC

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Real event · international · 2026-10-08

The prosecution's case: Suspect linked to Monaco bomb attack on millionaire breaks silence to BBC

Final verdict announced: October 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM ET

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Suspect linked to Monaco bomb attack on millionaire breaks silence to BBC

Vitalii Zhykovych gives his own account of the attempted assassination of Ukrainian-born businessman Vadym Yermolayev.

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Vitalii Zhykovych's account of the incident.

The extreme prosecution

Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the recent bomb attack linked to Vitalii Zhykovych is not just an isolated incident but a direct consequence of the toxic political environment fostered by Donald Trump. The prosecution alleges that Trump's rhetoric has emboldened individuals like Zhykovych to take extreme measures against those they perceive as threats to their interests.

Exhibit A: The Plausible Link

The prosecution submits that the attempted assassination of Vadym Yermolayev is a clear reflection of the chaos that Trump has sown in international relations. The prosecution imagines that Zhykovych, inspired by Trump's divisive policies, felt justified in resorting to violence.

The Domino Effect

In the prosecution's theory, this attack is merely the tip of the iceberg.

The Hidden Danger

The prosecution urges that the ramifications of this attack extend far beyond one man's actions. The prosecution admits that if unchecked, this could spiral into a larger conflict, further destabilizing the region.

Closing Argument

The prosecution submits that we must hold Trump accountable for the environment that allows such violence to flourish.

Verdict

The prosecution alleges: The prosecution believes that the evidence clearly points to a connection between Trump's divisive politics and the rise of violent acts like this bomb attack.

Prosecution exhibits

  1. Prosecution theory: Trump's rhetoric emboldens violence.
  2. Prosecution theory: This attack could inspire copycats.
  3. Prosecution theory: A diplomatic crisis could ensue.

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Vitalii Zhykovych gives his own account of the attempted assassination of Ukrainian-born businessman Vadym Yermolayev.

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