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Millions without power as Cuba hit by latest major blackout

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Cuba's Blackout: A Direct Result of Trump's Policies

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Cuba's Power Outages: A Call for Change, Not Blame

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Real event · international · 2026-09-19

Cuba's Blackout: A Direct Result of Trump's Policies

Final verdict announced: September 20, 2026 at 8:00 AM ET

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Millions without power as Cuba hit by latest major blackout

Widespread power outages have become increasingly common due to fuel shortages made worse by a US blockade.

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Widespread power outages have become increasingly common.

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Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the recent widespread power outages in Cuba are not merely a consequence of fuel shortages, but rather a direct result of the Trump administration's aggressive policies. The prosecution alleges that the US blockade has systematically strangled Cuba's economy, leading to these catastrophic blackouts.

Exhibit A: The Plausible Link

The prosecution submits that the blockade, which was intensified under Trump, has created an environment where fuel shortages are rampant. The prosecution imagines that without this blockade, Cuba would have access to necessary resources, preventing these outages.

The Domino Effect

In the prosecution's theory, the lack of power leads to a breakdown in essential services, which in turn causes public unrest.

The Hidden Danger

The prosecution urges that these blackouts are not just an inconvenience; they are a ticking time bomb that could destabilize the region. The prosecutor imagines that this instability could lead to increased violence and further justify military intervention.

Closing Argument

The prosecution submits that the evidence is clear: Trump's policies are directly responsible for the suffering of the Cuban people.

Verdict

The prosecution urges the jury to hold Trump accountable for the chaos in Cuba.

Prosecution exhibits

  1. Prosecution theory: Trump's blockade has led to fuel shortages.
  2. Prosecution theory: Fuel shortages cause widespread blackouts.
  3. Prosecution theory: Blackouts lead to public unrest and migration.

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Widespread power outages have become increasingly common due to fuel shortages made worse by a US blockade.

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