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He questioned Thailand's monarchy dressed as Harry Potter. Now he's in jail for 34 years

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The prosecution's case: He questioned Thailand's monarchy dressed as Harry Potter. Now he's in jail for 34 years

Final verdict announced: October 31, 2026 at 8:01 PM ET

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He questioned Thailand's monarchy dressed as Harry Potter. Now he's in jail for 34 years

Thailand has prosecuted 294 people since 2020 under its lèse majesté law.

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Sentences for lèse majesté can go up to 50 years.

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Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that this outrageous act of dressing as a beloved fictional character to mock the monarchy is not just a harmless prank but a direct assault on the very fabric of Thai society. The prosecution alleges that this individual’s actions are part of a larger conspiracy to undermine the monarchy, which has been a cornerstone of Thai identity for centuries.

Exhibit A: The Plausible Link

The prosecution submits that by choosing to dress as Harry Potter, a character known for defying authority, the defendant was sending a clear message of rebellion. In the prosecution's theory, this is not merely a costume but a symbol of a growing anti-monarchy sentiment that threatens to destabilize the nation.

The Domino Effect

The prosecution imagines that this act could inspire others to follow suit, leading to a wave of disrespect towards the monarchy.

The Hidden Danger

The prosecution urges that the consequences of such actions extend beyond the individual; they could embolden foreign adversaries who wish to see Thailand weakened. In this fictional case, the prosecution alleges that this is a calculated move to sow discord and chaos.

Closing Argument

The prosecution submits that this case is not just about one man’s foolish decision but about protecting the very essence of Thailand.

Verdict

The prosecution urges a severe sentence to deter future acts of mockery against the monarchy, as the stakes could not be higher.

Prosecution exhibits

  1. Prosecution theory: Dressing as Harry Potter symbolizes rebellion.
  2. Prosecution theory: This act could inspire widespread protests.
  3. Prosecution theory: Mockery of the monarchy threatens national stability.

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Thailand has prosecuted 294 people since 2020 under its lèse majesté law.

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