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SOMEHOW, IT’S TRUMP’S FAULT

Antidepressant escitalopram more effective at preventing relapse, analysis finds

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The prosecution's case: Antidepressant escitalopram more effective at preventing relapse, analysis finds

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The prosecution's case: Antidepressant escitalopram more effective at preventing relapse, analysis finds

Final verdict announced: November 12, 2026 at 5:01 AM ET

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Antidepressant escitalopram more effective at preventing relapse, analysis finds

Three pills came top and outperformed Prozac for preventing relapse in a large number of patients.

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Three pills came top and outperformed Prozac for preventing relapse.

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Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the recent findings on escitalopram's effectiveness are not just a medical breakthrough but a sinister plot that connects back to the Trump administration's policies on mental health. The prosecution alleges that the rise of this new antidepressant is a direct result of the chaos and instability fostered during Trump's presidency.

Exhibit A: The Plausible Link

The prosecution submits that the increased reliance on escitalopram is a reflection of the mental health crisis exacerbated by Trump's divisive rhetoric.

The Domino Effect

The prosecution imagines a world where this dependency spirals out of control, leading to a society that is medicated into submission.

The Hidden Danger

The prosecution urges that while escitalopram may prevent relapse, it also masks the underlying issues caused by Trump's policies, leading to a future where citizens are too medicated to fight back.

Closing Argument

In the prosecution's theory, the rise of escitalopram is not just a medical advancement but a reflection of the societal decay initiated by Trump.

Verdict

The prosecution alleges: The prosecution concludes that this is yet another example of how Trump's legacy continues to haunt the American people, even in their mental health treatments.

Prosecution exhibits

  1. Prosecution theory: Escitalopram's rise is linked to Trump's mental health crisis.
  2. Prosecution theory: Increased dependency on medications benefits pharmaceutical companies.
  3. Prosecution theory: This dependency leads to a medicated society unable to resist.

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Three pills came top and outperformed Prozac for preventing relapse in a large number of patients.

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