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Portugal legend Cristiano Ronaldo says he is retiring from international football.

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Ronaldo retires from Portugal duty

Portugal legend Cristiano Ronaldo says he is retiring from international football.

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Real event · sports · 2026-11-05

Ronaldo retires from Portugal duty

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Ronaldo retires from Portugal duty

Portugal legend Cristiano Ronaldo says he is retiring from international football.

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Cristiano Ronaldo has announced his retirement from international play.

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