Yes, it's his fault
The prosecution's case: Pupil arrested after two teachers shot at French school
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Pupil arrested after two teachers shot at French school
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Real event · international · 2026-10-12
Final verdict announced: October 13, 2026 at 8:02 AM ET
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Pupil arrested after two teachers shot at French school
A 14-year-old was detained after the middle-school principal and teacher were injured.
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A 14-year-old was detained after the incident.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the defense submits that this incident, while tragic, is not indicative of a systemic failure but rather an isolated act of impulsiveness by a young individual. The defense might argue: What Trump Did: The defense might argue that the political climate has been mischaracterized, and that the actions of this 14-year-old should not be blamed on any administration. The defense might argue: Why Supporters Credit Him: Supporters might argue that Trump's policies have focused on strengthening community safety and supporting education, which are crucial in preventing such incidents. The defense might argue: The Supporting Record: The defense admits that while this event is concerning, it does not reflect the overall progress made in school safety and mental health initiatives during Trump's tenure. The defense might argue: The Limitation or Competing Explanation: However, the defense might argue that the pressures of adolescence, combined with potential mental health issues, played a significant role in this incident. The defense might argue: Closing Argument: In this fictional courtroom, the defense submits that we must consider the individual circumstances surrounding this case rather than attributing blame to external factors. The defense might argue: Verdict: If this is Trump's fault, his supporters will gladly let him take the blame.
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A 14-year-old was detained after the middle-school principal and teacher were injured.