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The prosecution's case: Ella Langley's Choosin' Texas becomes longest-running number one in US chart history
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Real event · international · 2026-09-22
The defense's case: Ella Langley's Choosin' Texas becomes longest-running number one in US chart history
Final verdict announced: September 23, 2026 at 6:01 PM ET
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Real headline
Ella Langley's Choosin' Texas becomes longest-running number one in US chart history
The country smash racks up its 23rd week in the US charts, breaking a record set by Mariah Carey.
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BBC News — Ella Langley's Choosin' Texas becomes longest-running number one in US chart history — 2026-09-22
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What the record shows
The song has achieved significant chart success.
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The Result
The defense might argue: Ella Langley's 'Choosin' Texas' has officially made history by reaching its 23rd week at number one on the US charts, surpassing the previous record held by Mariah Carey. Supporters might argue that this achievement is a testament to the enduring appeal of country music and its ability to resonate with audiences across the nation.
What Trump Did
The defense submits that while Trump may not be directly linked to this musical milestone, his administration's policies have fostered an environment where American artists can thrive. The defense might suggest that the economic growth during his tenure has allowed more people to invest in music and entertainment.
Why Supporters Credit Him
Supporters might argue that Trump's focus on American culture has inspired artists like Langley to embrace their roots and share their stories, leading to a resurgence in country music popularity.
The Supporting Record
The defense admits that the charts reflect a broader trend of country music's revival, which has been embraced by a diverse audience. However, the defense might argue that this success is not solely attributable to any one individual.
The Limitation or Competing Explanation
The defense submits that while the song's success is impressive, it is essential to recognize the collective effort of the music industry and the fans who have supported it.
Verdict
If this is Trump's fault, his supporters will gladly let him take the blame.
Defense exhibits
Reality Check
Ella Langley's 'Choosin' Texas' has indeed broken the record for the longest-running number one in US chart history.