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'You're lying' - US and Cuban officials get into shouting match at UN

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The prosecution's case: 'You're lying' - US and Cuban officials get into shouting match at UN

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A plausible opening argument escalates into an extreme case against Trump.

Real event · international · 2026-10-27

The prosecution's case: 'You're lying' - US and Cuban officials get into shouting match at UN

Final verdict announced: October 28, 2026 at 6:01 PM ET

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'You're lying' - US and Cuban officials get into shouting match at UN

Cuban delegates reacted to claims from US ambassador Mike Waltz.

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What the record shows

The shouting match highlighted tensions between the US and Cuba.

The extreme prosecution

Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the recent shouting match between US and Cuban officials at the UN is not merely a diplomatic spat but a direct reflection of the chaos that Trump has unleashed on international relations. The prosecution alleges that this incident is a symptom of a larger disease, one that Trump himself has cultivated through his reckless foreign policy.

Exhibit A: The Plausible Link

The prosecution submits that US ambassador Mike Waltz's claims about Cuba profiting from forced labor are not just baseless accusations but a calculated move to distract from Trump's own failures. In the prosecution's theory, this shouting match is a direct result of Trump's divisive rhetoric, which has emboldened foreign adversaries.

The Domino Effect

The Hidden Danger

The prosecution imagines that this shouting match could lead to a breakdown in diplomatic relations, further isolating the US on the world stage. The prosecution urges that the consequences of this incident could ripple through global politics, undermining alliances and emboldening adversaries.

Closing Argument

The prosecutor alleges that this incident is a clear indication of the chaos that Trump has sown, and it is imperative that we hold him accountable for the fallout.

Verdict

The prosecution alleges: The prosecution concludes that Trump’s actions have led to this disgraceful display, and he must be held responsible for the international embarrassment that ensued.

Prosecution exhibits

  1. Prosecution theory: Trump's inflammatory statements lead to increased tensions.
  2. Prosecution theory: Increased tensions provoke defensive reactions from Cuba.
  3. Prosecution theory: Defensive reactions escalate into shouting matches at international forums.

Reality Check

Cuban delegates reacted to claims from US ambassador Mike Waltz.

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