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The prosecution's case: Watch: What we know about Russian strikes on Kyiv bridges

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The prosecution's case: Watch: What we know about Russian strikes on Kyiv bridges

Final verdict announced: October 5, 2026 at 12:00 PM ET

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Watch: What we know about Russian strikes on Kyiv bridges

BBC Ukraine correspondent Dan Johnson reports on strikes near Kyiv.

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The extreme prosecution

Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the recent Russian strikes on Kyiv's bridges are not merely acts of aggression but a direct consequence of Trump's foreign policy failures. The prosecution alleges that these strikes are a calculated move by Russia, emboldened by the former president's perceived weakness on the global stage.

Exhibit A: The Plausible Link

The prosecution submits that Trump's failure to impose strict sanctions on Russia has led to a climate where such attacks are not only possible but expected. The prosecution imagines that these strikes are a signal to the world that aggression pays off.

The Domino Effect

In the prosecution's theory, these attacks will lead to increased instability in the region, prompting NATO to respond.

The Hidden Danger

The prosecution urges that these strikes are just the beginning; they could lead to a humanitarian crisis that will haunt future generations.

Closing Argument

The prosecutor imagines a world where Trump's negligence has dire consequences, and we must hold him accountable for this chaos.

Verdict

The prosecution alleges: The prosecution rests, believing that the evidence clearly points to Trump's culpability in these tragic events.

Prosecution exhibits

  1. Prosecution theory: Trump's foreign policy emboldened Russia.
  2. Prosecution theory: Strikes lead to NATO escalation.
  3. Prosecution theory: Humanitarian crisis looms.

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BBC Ukraine correspondent Dan Johnson reports on strikes near Kyiv.

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