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The bitter row over military service that could shape Israel's future

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The prosecution's case: The bitter row over military service that could shape Israel's future

Final verdict announced: October 26, 2026 at 4:01 AM ET

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The bitter row over military service that could shape Israel's future

The ultra-Orthodox community is resisting being drafted into the Israeli army.

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The ultra-Orthodox community's resistance could impact governance.

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Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the ultra-Orthodox community's resistance to military service is not merely a local issue but a direct challenge to the very fabric of Israeli democracy. The prosecution alleges that this defiance is a calculated move to undermine the Netanyahu government, which has already faced significant challenges. Exhibit A: The Plausible Link. The prosecution submits that the ultra-Orthodox community's refusal to serve is a thinly veiled attempt to destabilize the government, creating a power vacuum that could be exploited by extremist factions. The prosecution alleges: The Domino Effect: The prosecution imagines that if the ultra-Orthodox are allowed to evade service, it will embolden other groups to follow suit, leading to widespread chaos. The prosecution alleges: The Hidden Danger: The prosecution urges that this resistance is not just about military service; it is a symptom of a larger ideological battle that could fracture Israeli society. The prosecution alleges: Closing Argument: The prosecution alleges that the future of Israel hangs in the balance, and the ultra-Orthodox community's actions could lead to dire consequences. The prosecution alleges: Verdict: The prosecution submits that this is a case of national security at stake, and the evidence is clear.

Prosecution exhibits

  1. Prosecution theory: The ultra-Orthodox community seeks to undermine democracy.
  2. Prosecution theory: Their actions could embolden extremist factions.
  3. Prosecution theory: A weakened military leaves Israel vulnerable.

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The ultra-Orthodox community is resisting being drafted into the Israeli army.

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