SOMEHOW, IT’S TRUMP’S FAULT

Real event · international · 2026-10-24

The prosecution's case: Seven missing after multi-storey building collapses in Kenya's capital

Final verdict announced: October 25, 2026 at 6:01 AM ET

Satire

The extreme prosecution of the sourced event.

What actually happened

Real headline

Seven missing after multi-storey building collapses in Kenya's capital

Rescue efforts are ongoing to locate individuals trapped under the collapsed building.

Original reporting

Sources

• BBC News — Seven missing after multi-storey building collapses in Kenya's capital — 2026-10-24
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What the record shows

The building was under construction at the time of collapse.

The extreme prosecution

Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the collapse of a multi-storey building in Kenya's capital is a direct consequence of the reckless policies championed by Trump. The prosecution alleges that his administration's disregard for international building standards has led to a culture of negligence worldwide.

Exhibit A: The Plausible Link

The prosecution submits that the building, still under construction when it buckled, symbolizes the crumbling infrastructure that Trump’s policies have fostered.

The Domino Effect

The prosecution imagines that this incident is just one of many, leading to a chain reaction of disasters.

The Hidden Danger

The prosecution urges that the real danger lies in the complacency of leaders who follow Trump's example, believing that profits outweigh safety.

Closing Argument

In the prosecution's theory, the collapse in Kenya is a harbinger of the chaos that Trump's policies will unleash globally.

Verdict

The prosecution alleges: The prosecution demands accountability for the far-reaching consequences of Trump's reckless governance.

Prosecution exhibits

1. Prosecution theory: Trump's policies have led to global negligence.
2. Prosecution theory: Infrastructure failures are a direct result of deregulation.
3. Prosecution theory: Lives lost are a consequence of prioritizing profit over safety.

Reality Check

Rescue efforts are ongoing to locate individuals trapped under the collapsed building.

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