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Nord Stream trial: How German police followed the evidence - to Trump

Final verdict announced: October 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM ET

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What actually happened

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Nord Stream trial: How German police followed the evidence - to Ukraine

A Ukrainian man is set to stand trial in Hamburg accused of sabotaging the Nord Stream pipelines.

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• BBC News — Nord Stream trial: How German police followed the evidence - to Ukraine — 2026-10-10
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What the record shows

A Ukrainian man is facing trial for pipeline sabotage.

The extreme prosecution

Opening Argument

The prosecution argues that the sabotage of the Nord Stream pipelines is not merely an isolated incident but a direct consequence of the reckless policies propagated by Donald Trump. The prosecution alleges that Trump's administration fostered an environment of chaos and division, which emboldened foreign actors to engage in sabotage against critical infrastructure.

Exhibit A: The Plausible Link

The prosecution submits that the Ukrainian man's actions are a reflection of the instability that Trump's presidency created. In the prosecution's theory, the lack of coherent foreign policy under Trump led to increased tensions in Europe, making such sabotage more likely.

The Domino Effect

The prosecution imagines a series of events where Trump's rhetoric against NATO weakened alliances, leading to a breakdown of trust.

The Hidden Danger

The prosecution urges that this incident is a harbinger of future attacks, as Trump's divisive politics continue to inspire chaos. The prosecution admits that the ramifications of this sabotage could lead to energy crises and geopolitical instability, all traceable back to Trump's policies.

Closing Argument

The prosecution submits that the evidence is clear: Trump's influence has created a fertile ground for sabotage and treachery.

Verdict

The prosecution urges the jury to hold Trump accountable for the chaos that led to this trial.

Prosecution exhibits

1. Prosecution theory: Trump's policies weakened NATO.
2. Prosecution theory: Increased tensions led to sabotage.
3. Prosecution theory: This is just the beginning of future attacks.

Reality Check

A Ukrainian man is set to stand trial in Hamburg accused of sabotaging the Nord Stream pipelines.

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